The Official Sports Cult Leader wins. (See, other folks actually go through the whole spelling/chanting routine of W-A-SHI-N-G-TON-ST-A-T-E-C-O-UGS-gocougs! And you thought The Ford was the only one...)

The Official Sports Mistress does not.

Apparently, The Official God-like Being No. 49 has decreed that only one of The Ford's teams may win on any given day, and it will not be the team supported by The Ford's clothing on that day.

Awesome.