Thursday, October 19, 2006

Let's face it, the NLCS will likely come down to a ninth-inning pinch hit.

And thus, the Cards obvioulsy have the advantage, with uber-sub So Taguchi going 4-4 in his 2006 postseason appearances, with a slugging percentage of something like 2.750.

Putting that in perspective, Taguchi's slugging percentages from five years in MLB only add up to 2.101.

Who needs Pujols?

In a rare public-service-minded mood, The Ford offers The Official So Taguchi-themed Headlines:

1.) They're So Champs

2.) Not So fast

3.) He's So Money

4.) So, So, So, it's magic!

5.) So-ing Machine

6.) As Cards' So, so did they reap

7.) Put a So-ck in it!

8.) High and So

9.) Friends in So places

10.) Taguchi-coochy-coochy!

11.) So Yeah!

12.) Taguchi Bagged.

13.) Ta-ta, Taguchi! (OK, that one's mostly if the Mets win...)


At 12:11 PM, October 21, 2006, Blogger Fisch said...

Well, I've got to give you props. It did come down to a 9th-inning homer. And So Taguchi is about the same height as Yadier Molina. So nice pick. You got a prediction on the World Series?

At 4:50 AM, October 24, 2006, Anonymous Lisa said...

Don't get me wrong, you're a big dork. But "Taguchi-coochy-coochy" is the best thing I have ever heard.


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