Let's face it, the NLCS will likely come down to a ninth-inning pinch hit.
And thus, the Cards obvioulsy have the advantage, with uber-sub So Taguchi going 4-4 in his 2006 postseason appearances, with a slugging percentage of something like 2.750.
Putting that in perspective, Taguchi's slugging percentages from five years in MLB only add up to 2.101.
Who needs Pujols?
In a rare public-service-minded mood, The Ford offers The Official So Taguchi-themed Headlines:
1.) They're So Champs
2.) Not So fast
3.) He's So Money
4.) So, So, So, it's magic!
5.) So-ing Machine
6.) As Cards' So, so did they reap
7.) Put a So-ck in it!
8.) High and So
9.) Friends in So places
10.) Taguchi-coochy-coochy!
11.) So Yeah!
12.) Taguchi Bagged.
13.) Ta-ta, Taguchi! (OK, that one's mostly if the Mets win...)
posted by The Ford @ 2:46 AM
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2 Comments:
Well, I've got to give you props. It did come down to a 9th-inning homer. And So Taguchi is about the same height as Yadier Molina. So nice pick. You got a prediction on the World Series?
Don't get me wrong, you're a big dork. But "Taguchi-coochy-coochy" is the best thing I have ever heard.
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