Things The Ford Knows, Special "Gleaned from magazines mysteriously left on The Ford's desk by his coworkers in the past three days, no, seriously" Edition:

1. Brooke Hogan? Not that hot.

2. Gordie Howe? Totally a bad ass.

3. Beth Ostrosky? Also not that hot.

4. The PS3? Totally Sweet.

5. Marisa Miller? Absolutely that hot.