Sometimes, it's good to take stock of what you KNOW vs. what you THINK.

For example:

1.) The Ford THOUGHT it might be interesting to read about supermodels' pissing habits.

And now?

The Ford KNOWS he never wants to read/hear the term "hover pissing" again. (Although it does answer his lifelong question of how exactly women were urinating in most of the bars he hangs out in.)

2.) The Ford THOUGHT Neve Campbell might look cute with shorter hair.

And now?

The Ford KNOWS this is not the case, and, in fact, KNOWS there is probably a Man Hands joke somewhere in there.

3.) The Ford THOUGHT it would be kinda embarassing to get beat up by a nude woman with a towel.

And now?

The Ford KNOWS it would be kinda embarassing to get beat up by a nude woman with a towel. But also kinda hot.

4. ) Meanwhile, The Ford THOUGHT Victoria Beckham was the hottest of all the Spice Girls.

And now?

The Ford's a little scared. Not as scared as he is of a towel-wearing Holly Valance, but still...


Thus Knoweth The Ford.