Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Ford can't say for sure, since the fight is happening directly below The Official Windows of The Official Apartment of The Official Blog, but he's pretty sure that when the Detroit police show up to a "catfight," block off traffic by parking across two lanes of road, and use both their siren and their bullhorn to attempt to break it up, well, that's a pretty good fight. Of course, The Ford's unable to say for sure, since he suspects that going downstairs to witness said fight in person while wearing nothing but a T-shirt and shorts (Calm your beating hearts, ladies...) might get his ass kicked, even behind two separate sets of windows and doors.

Just in case you were wondering.


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