The Ford generally dislikes the Monday rerun schedule of Conan.

But getting to watch a rerun of a previous ep featuring Lindsay Lohan start a whole discussion on The Lohan Bosom, past and present, well, that's fascinating.

And then a discussion on breast implants, and breast reduction surgery.

OK, The Ford doesn't entirely remember where he was going with this, as he was just interrupted by a long-ass phone call.

There probably would have been a cheap boob joke, followed by some cheap self-deprecating jokes at the expense of The Official Sense of Self-Esteem, but, really, let's just skip all of that, and note two things:

The photographer stalking Lindsay Lohan outside the Starbucks here must really have too much time on his-or-her hands.