Someday, when The Official Blog has gone big-time, and The Ford rules the world, he'll put into place some rules that will make life better for the common man.

Rule No. 1,049: No limousines in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell at 2 a.m. on a Saturday night.

The Ford doesn't care how hungry said rock stars, prom-goers, bachelors, and bachelorettes might be. If you can scrape together the funds for the limo, you can find a damn all-night diner with decent parking. The Official Fine for this infraction isn't set, but you better believe it'll be doubled if said Taco Bell has a narrow entrance from the street, and no other way to enter the parking lot. 'Cause it's no fun to be stuck in traffic behind a limo doing a FIVE-POINT TURN into a parking lot, especially when all you want is a gordita and a Dew.

Thus Ruleth The Ford.

(And to think, dear reader, you'll be able to say "I read him way back when ....")