The Ford has criticized Frank Robinson before.

Frank Robinson is not a good manager.

And yet...

The Ford won't be criticizing Robinson around Joey Eischen any time soon, if only for this line: "There's nobody that likes me in this clubhouse more than Frank," Eischen said. "I know that. And he knows that I'll break anybody's neck for him. That's unwavering."

The Ford wonders if he might now know why Alfonso Soriano decided to play second base for the Nats.