He's not saying the crotch is driving the bus, but The Ford will be the first to admit that his brain usually doesn't get the first call on the blood in his body.

Which is why he's so glad to see these stills on the pro cheerleader blog. Cause if he saw video of the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts, he'd probably be restricted to his chair for a good 30 minutes.

But thanks to the magic of still photography, he's able to chuckle at the charming ladies of Houston with all the ironic glee of a would-be hipster.

'Cause, really, if this photo is turning you on... gosh...