Saturday, March 18, 2006

First things first:
A tip from The Ford -- When you go drinking on St. Pat's Day, even if you're not going to an "Irish bar" or you know there won't be too many folks where you're headed, nevertheless, bring some damn beads.

'Cause The Ford's a little miffed after missing the three women who, um, displayed their talents, while he was sitting at the bar post-last-call. (Mostly, this tip applies to bars that award drinks for bare bosoms after last call, as The Official Bar of The Official Blog of The Ford apparently does.)

The first "unveiling" was random, but The Ford could have caught it had he been a bit more on the ball (the raucous applause at the other end of the bar tipped him off a second too late).

The second unveiling occured just as The Ford was returning from the men's room. He could have gotten a decent view, but it seemed rude to sprint back from the back of the bar, just to see some sweatermeat.

The third unveiling was mostly a private affair between the first unveiler and the hot female bartender. Not much The Ford can do about that, other than become a woman.

Still, despite entreaties from both him and various folks of both genders at the bar, The Ford got no St. Patty's Day flashing.

It's always nice when the big drinking holidays accurately reflect The Ford's day-to-day life.

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