Saturday, March 11, 2006

From the cleverly homonymed Mr. Fisch...

"I think the KC cheerleaders are hotter than the STL cheerleaders
But that's the only thing KC's done better than us. "

To which The Ford says: "Poppycock!"

(The Ford likes to use geezerisms sometimes, just to see if you, dear reader, are paying attention.)

There's at least five women on the St. Louis squad hotter than anyone on the K.C. sqaud.

Plus, they're wearing miniskirts, boots, and playing up the cleavage. This adds at least 10 points of hotness, right there.

Throw in that they cheer for a team named "The Steamers," a name that has the 12-year-old in The Ford laughing out loud for its quasi-raunchiness, and you're adding some "skanky hotness" to the mix.

Damn, St. Louis. That's the shit you need to play up in the "welcome to st. louis" brochures.

Speaking of cheerleaders, let's give a shoutout to the University of Minnesota, from whence the cheerleader originally sprang.

They're also notable for bringing the Freep's sports staff's discussion of Friday's sports news to a grinding halt as everone stared at their extremely revealing uniforms.

Folks, The Ford has seen cheerleader uniforms that show off the midriff. And then there are the two-piece unis the Gopher Gals were wearing, coming down maybe an inch or two below their bosomy goodness.

Am I sad that Minnesota lost to Iowa on Friday, depriving us of another couple hundred shots of the Minne-Ta-Tas in The Big Dance?
You betcha.


At 11:08 AM, March 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 11:19 PM, March 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i accidentally deleted my comment. anywho, who knew cheerleaders originated in minnesota?

At 10:42 AM, March 12, 2006, Anonymous Phisch said...

So where are the photos of the Golden Chokers' cheerleader uniforms?


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