Things The Ford is wondering:

-- Why the front-runner for both parties' presidential candidacies is determined by a douche in a sport coat counting hands in an Iowa middle school.

-- Why Republican Mike Huckabee is one of the said front-runners, while Democrat John Edwards runs third.

-- Why Fox's Jeannie Zelasko reminds The Ford of a stripper ever so slightly past her prime.

-- Why The Ford agreed to be featured in The Official Employer's feature on interesting desk decorations tomorrow.

-- Why The Ford's interests in hockey and rock seem dominated by Swedes: in hockey, it's the Wings-Stars game that featured 11 Swedes; in rock, it's the combined brilliance of The Hives and Jens Lekman.

Thus sayeth The Ford

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