Monday, December 03, 2007

Musings Over Laundry

Five things The Ford has always wanted to ask every unattached woman he meets in a bar -- but never has (in no particular order):

1.) Wanna fuck?

2.) No, really.

3.) What size bra do you wear?

4.) What color eyes does The Ford have?

5.) Which way to Pantytown?

Thus sayeth The Ford

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