Cougs

After The Ford's first fully-watched Cougar game of the season, he's feeling good. The win over those Bing-Crosby-loving Zags has him feeling like The Official Alma Mater's players should be banging hookers and snorting coke off of strippers' midsections. Of course, strippers and hookers are few and far between on the Palouse -- just ask Mike Price -- so The Ford feels a bit of remorse that he was unable to serve as a proxy in semi-sinful-Detroit. Then again, when the game ends at 1:26 EST, The Ford's options are limited. Especially if you ask The Official Girlfriend.

Thus sayeth The Ford

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