Friday

Into each life, a little rain must fall, and into each group of drunks, someone must be the guy who makes severely hedonistic suggestions. This is the guy who suggests the gentleman's club at 1, when it's an extraordinarily unproductive activity, and the guy who buys a round of shots for the table of moderately cute girls in the corner at 1:30. The lesson being, of course, is that this fella is a double-edged sword, capable of both good and evil in one fell swoop.

The Ford was that fella tonight, though his hedonistic desires were limited to a bowl of chili plain with cheese.

And with such a simple desire, he dragged a foursome down into the coney muck with him.

Thus sayeth The Ford

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