It's always nice, when one is "an urban pioneer," at least according to the L.A. Times, to find out one might be getting a grocery store within walking distance.

Even if one does have to find out from The Official Competition. Even if one does have to believe the Ilitch family.

Apparently, them Tigers are winning enough to save all of downtown. The Ford senses a made-for-HBO movie in this, if only they can win the World Series.

Perhaps starring The Rock, as either The Ford or Jim Leyland. The Ford hasn't decided.