The Official Aug. 17 Resolutions of The Official Blog of The Ford: (What, The Official Blog can only make resolutions on New Year's Day?)

1.) watch more Formula One races.

2.) Work the phrase "boobs are boobs" into regular conversation more often.

3.) Meet more redheads, at least in Germany.

4.) Stop mocking Avril Lavigne this close to the Canadian border.

5.) Eat more Gummi Bears. (Oddly enough, this is the one not really safe for work. Go figure.)