Wow, The Ford feels like The Sasquatch must after those beef jerky ads, thanks to photographic proof that, yes, he was in Hawaii, and yes, he was just as awkward and lurky as always.

Only in sandals.

Awesome.

(And yes, the undershirt came off eventually. Though, sadly, the necklace did not, even with liberal applications of tequilla, at least until The Ford made an early return to The Official Hotel Room.)