This article isn't notable so much for the fact that 50 Cent is apparently a brilliant brand-builder; The Ford learned that walking by his 50-foot-tall ad for vitamin water ever day.

No, really, it's notable for the paragraph discussing 50's attack on the big dogs: "And he has disparaged such institutions as British Airways, Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly and the New York Times in interviews. "

British Airways AND Bill O'Reily?

Whoa.

Seriously, though, how does British Airways even come up if you're interviewing 50?

Dude was shot nine times. And lived.

How does the interview ever leave that in the first place?