Someday, when they get around to writing the quintessential book about The Ford -- a graphic novel, of course -- they'll probably note that if The Ford were to have any weaknesses, if there were any Kryptonites to his Superman-like exterior, things that would make him just go weak in the knees, they would be beautiful women wearing very little clothing and baseball's All-Star Game.

So... you can probably grasp that this weekend -- The Ford's first days off in two weeks -- have been very, very Kryptonite-filled.