The Ford's got a bad feeling he might be paying more attention to the current Hizbollah v. Israel brouhaha if they'd just let Fox promote the damn war the way it promoted the All-Star Game.

"Hizbollah vs. Israel: This time it counts!"

Then again, The Ford'd probably just get stuck watching a lot of promos for decent shows that Fox is sure to cancel for a year. And about a million promos for " 'Til Death."

No wait, that's what he's got right now....