Friday, July 14, 2006

Today's dorky English major reimagining of Shakespeare's greatest writings...

To boob, or not to boob, that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Photoshoppery,

or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

To die, to sleep, no more;

And by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache

and the thousand natural sideboobs that flesh is heir to,

'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.

Unless you're down with the whole underboob thing. Which The Ford kinda is, he'll admit...


At 3:04 PM, July 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that equire photo shoot was great! the headline on the cover was "keira knightley ... why cameras were made."


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