We're not going to discuss the suggestion that The Ford ended up on the N.Y. Post's Page Six site in search of the full text detailing a "catfight" between Lindsay Lohan and Alina Puscus.

To do so would only give credence to said rumors, and The Ford is not about to do such a thing.

Besides, that's not really important.

What's REALLY important is finding out that Page Six has scouted the NFL's Class of '06, and discovered a star: Denzel Washington's son.

Signed with the Rams.

The Seattle Times dug up an interesting link.

The Rams also drafted signed UConn hoops player Ed Nelson.*

Leaving out the question of whether Lewis can actually become a decent tight end, much less the next Antonio Gates or Tony Gonzalez, The Ford has to ask: When, exactly, are the Rams doing their scouting?

Maybe their player personnel people should, um, turn off CBS in March. Not go to the movies. Something. Anything.

Then again, they are in the NFC West, home to The Official NFL Team of The Official Blog of The Ford.

(The Seahawks are also known as The Official NFC Champions of The Official Blog of The Ford, if not The Official World Champions -- The Ford hasn't quite figured out his Official stance on the officials in The Official Super Bowl. Though he's pretty sure they were horrible.)

Also notable? The Official NFL Cheerleading Squad of The Official Blog of The Ford. Featuring, once again, a girl -- or should The Ford say "a gal"? -- The Ford went to school with. Guess which one! It's fun, and pointless.

(Note, former acquaintances of The Ford at WSU are not eligble to guess, if only because you should be able to figure it out pretty dang quick. But everyone else? Knock yourselves out.)


*The Ford was wrong -- Ed Nelson was a free agent, not a draftee. Yes, yes, enough with the gasping. It's been corrected, and an e-mail has been sent out to 50,000 readers. What? The Ford doesn't have 50,000 readers? Well, then, screw them. This note will have to do.