More evidence that Esquire, while generally being a fine magazine, was on crack when they tabbed Jessica Biel as the sexiest woman alive.

Britain took a respectable swing at the thing, though The Ford wonders if they weren't a weee bit biased in putting three Brits in the top five.

You make the call, from their top 5:

1. Keira Knightley.

2.Keeley Hazel. (This is the only one probably not entirely safe for work. But you probably guessed that already.)

3. Scarlett Johanssen.

4. Angelina Jolie.

5. Kelly Brook.

Not a bad one in the bunch, really, especially considering the exclusion of Ms. Biel. No word on where she finished, but it wasn't the top 10, according to this story, notable also for its ridiculous localization of a national story.

"At number 26 is Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron, who is going out with Irish actor Stuart Townsend, who starred in a movie about the Shankill Butchers."

Just what The Ford was thinking.

For more perspective, some past winners. Dig the Gillian Anderson nod.