Did The Ford say more posts this week? He meant it!

Strangely, The Ford is now in the habit of checking out Edmonton's Sunshine Girl everyday. The Official Social Life of The Official Blog of The Ford is sad, indeed, dear readers.

Though not as sad as the most recent Sunshine Girl.
Yesterday's did not bode well for the city, folks:

That would be SteFanie, who is apparently the hardest-living 22-year-old on record.

(The Ford could make a snide comment about the idiocy of spelling Stephanie as "Stefanie," as well as the idiocy of capitalizing the 'F' in "SteFanie," but, well, considering The Ford's propensity for unorthodox capitalization and spellings, um, she gets a pass.)