Tuesday, November 21, 2006

MILESTONE ALERT (albeit a geeky one):

The Ford is no longer teeing off in Golden Tee from the red tees.

No, after three months of vaguely dedicated play -- including three weeks of almost nightly play on the new 2007 courses -- The Ford has dropped his handicap from something around -10 to +2.

Of course, this means The Ford routinely gets his ass handed to him by The Official Drinking Buddy, among others, but at least he won't get shit about losing while shooting from the red tees.

Even better, in Game 1 from the blue tees, The Ford actually set a personal record for strokes under par at -8.

(He then proceeded to bogey or double bogey the final 7 holes, but we're not focusing on that....)

Then again, he was also carrying on conversations with two lovely ladies who, being new to the whole Golden Tee experience, requested explanations on how the game works.

The Ford's not gonna blame the ladies -- a true playa never blames tha game, dog -- but, really, he might have shaved a couple of strokes off his final score without the interruptions.

Then again, if he'd focused on the ladies, he might have shaved a few strokes off something else, if you catch The Ford's poorly constructed double entendre.

Eh, screw it. It was a good night, full of fine women, song, beer and golf. In no particular order.

Thus Parreth The Ford.


At 4:01 AM, November 21, 2006, Anonymous tru said...

Double entendre = double bogey.

At 11:03 PM, November 25, 2006, Anonymous tiger woods said...

Now that's what I'm talking about. Oh, wait, no I'm not. (Sorry if you're reading this, Elin.)


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