Saturday, November 18, 2006

Bo Schembechler's dead, and everyone from Michigan AND Ohio State is sad.

It's a weird rivalry.

The only thing comparable The Ford can think of for The Official Rivalry Game would be Rick Neuheisel.

But, of course, if he died, both team's fans would be happy.

OK, not really, but The Ford is considering starting a band called The Dead Neuheisels. All the members will be named Rick (Dick might be acceptable), have to wear turtlenecks and lie about interviewing for jobs and participating in forbidden basketball pools.

Yeah, this is totally gonna go over huge in Eugene, too. And probably Boulder.


At 2:37 AM, November 19, 2006, Anonymous Ryan Leaf said...

But what about me?

At 3:27 AM, November 19, 2006, Blogger The Ford said...

Yeah, but The Ford likes Ryan Leaf. More or less. Not to mention, what do you call the band, The Dead Leafs, or The Dead Leaves? It's a dictionarical nightmare...

At 11:57 AM, November 19, 2006, Anonymous Jack White said...

"Dead leaves and the dirty ground."


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