Friday, August 18, 2006

Now, see here, Jessica Biel...

The Ford appreciates your commitment to classy hotness.

Your seemingly never-ending worout regimen.

Your increasingly attractive rear end.

Your abondonment of underwear.

But if you think The Ford's gonna back off on his assertion that not only are you not the world's hottest woman, per Esquire's opinion, but that you are not even in the top 10, well, you've got another think coming.

At least until you show up at The Official Apartment in a desperate attempt to sway The Ford one final time.

That might work.

As long as it's not in January 2008. The Ford might be busy then.


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