It's time to play The Fury.

Fucking. Huskies.

Never has The Ford wished so ardently for someone to need Tommy John surgery.

Which is probably not cool, but seriously?

Fucking. Huskies.

There is no sympathy.

You go to The Official Scum-suckin' Rival School of The Official Blog of The Ford, you deserve what you get. You made your choice, and now you shall reap what you sow.

Such is the law of the universe, if The Ford has any say in things.

Here's the alumni for two random schools. One is the embodiment of all things wrong in the world, and the other is The Official University of The Official Blog of The Ford.

Fuskies. Shockingly, serial killer Ted Bundy's been left off the list. That's why The Ford's here. To make sure that didn't get overlooked. (For what it's worth, they also left off former Seattle SuperSonic Detlef Schrempf -- who gets a pass from The Ford for actually being Germany and thus not being able to recognize pure evil in university form.)

Go Cougs! (Note the lack of serial killers from WSU. Huh. Says something about the inherent benefits of a schooling amidst the rolling hills of the Palouse. Though that Tim Leary fella might not be an argument for it. Though it is fun to read about him getting held hostage by Eldridge Cleaver.)

Oh, and on the subject of fascinating, this site is. Especially the archives. Oh, and this: "Based on measurements of not only rainfall, but overall humidity, Illinois is by far the wettest state in the country, according to a recent report by national meteorologists. By contrast, Washington is technically the driest state. "

No comment.

Other than this: Fucking. Huskies.