Friday, May 25, 2007

Maybe The Ford's getting older...

Actually, there's no maybe about it, considering the laws of time and entropy are still in effect.

OK, so The Ford's getting older. Really, he is. Official Birthday No. 28 is less than two weeks away.

Still, it's a bit disconcerting to read this list and discover how many hot celebrities are over 35.

Gwen Stefani? 37? Seriously?

Salma Hayek? 40? Man, The Ford's still scarred from watching Desperado -- unedited -- with his parents.

Giada DeLaurentis at No. 6? Not that she's not a babe, but... No. 6? Somebody at MSN has been watching the Food Network a bit too much...

The Official Top Five Rankings of The Official Blog of The Ford, AKA, The Official 35YOILFs:

5. Gwen Stefani, 37

4. Elizabeth Hurley, 41

3. Lucy Liu, 38

2. Halle Berry, 4o

1. Salma Hayek, 40


At 11:29 AM, May 27, 2007, Blogger The Soviet said...

gwen is old. ooooooooooold. but hott.

At 4:49 PM, May 30, 2007, Anonymous Robert Knilands said...

You designers are pathetic. Why waste your time on these old hags. I personally like Veronica Mars. For the record Martha Stewart should be number one.

At 4:06 AM, July 17, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The world is waiting for your review of the Baconator, Ford!

At 4:51 AM, July 17, 2007, Blogger The Ford said...

Are you kidding The Ford? Why just the other day, The Ford tried the Baconator. It does just enough right -- mayonnaise, plenty of bacon, no vegetables -- to make The Ford not think about the ultimate bacon cheeseburger: the Bacon Bacon Cheesburger from Jack in the Box. Of course, part of that is because JITB has been out of reach for 7 months. Thankfully, The Ford's headed home for a weekend -- complete with The Official Girlfriend -- and so The Baconator (aka, The Official Pretender to the Throne) can be rightfully compared to the BBC. And now, if you'll excuse The Ford, he needs to find some sort of late night dinner. Coming soon: BACONATOR VS. BACON BACON CHEESBURGER. (Tickets on sale now.)


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