Dear France:

Do you want to know why Americans occasionally hate you?

Really?

Cause The Ford can think of at least one reason.

You get Victoria Silvestadt and Carmen Electra on TV, and they agree to kiss.

And your stupid damn host is talking them through it the whole time in the loudest voice known to man.

In the future, when Playboy-level models are threatening to make out on TV, just shut the hell up and let them do it. Feel free to talk afterwards. There'll be time.

Trust The Ford on this. There's always time to analyze Carmen Electra and Victoria Silvestadt locking lips. Always.

But when it's happening, you could be quiet. Just. Shut. Your. Mouth. And. Enjoy.

Your occasional friend in blogging,
The Ford