Saturday, April 08, 2006

It occurred to The Ford in one of his rare, rare visits to The Official Bar, that Fox Sports Net can, at times, be a spectaculary shitty network. Aside from its insistence that people want to wath "Best Damn Sports Show Period.", there's the question of what to show between that and actual games.

The Ford was sitting in the bar when FSN actually put on the air its LAS VEGAS REPORT.

The Ford is in Detroit.


Why does he care what's going on in Las Vegas?

Especially when the two items in the Las Vegas report focus on the 49ers team party -- featuring a special musical appearance by Huey Lewis (no word on whether The News showed up as well, though The Ford assumes they did.) -- and Tommy Lasorda's night out, which apparently involved attending a performance by The Pussycat Dolls.

Y'know, The Pussycat Dolls don't frequently show up in The Ford's, um, nocturnal fantasies, but when they do, he'd like if they could stay the hell away from Tommy Lasorda. Please.

The Ford once shared an elevator with Lasorda at a Rockies game. It was cool, especially the way everyone knew him and he seemed to know everyone. But that same Tommy, hanging out with The Pussycat Dolls?

Um, pass.


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